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  • Fantaman

    Yeah, how homophobic of you not to want my feces stuffed blood

  • John Doe

    >not homogoblin
    Missed opportunity tbh.

  • Sage Sazuri

    Took a few minutes to get this one. Nice.

    • Zero

      You’re not redpilled enough yet

      • Stargazer Sazuri

        I’m too arrogant to play gender wars.

        • Zero

          gender wars sounds like a porn game tbh

  • Nicholas Blackman

    I mean all he has to do is prove that he’s that 4/5 who haven’t “received or given the gift”

  • xn0

    AIDS-Ridden degenerates.

    • Blarg Blarg

      The shit they have is got to be closer to super-AIDS.

    • More straights have AIDS than gays

      • xn0

        They are more prone to STDs than any other group, due to unprotected sex, lots of different sexual partners and dangerous sexual practices. Thats a fact. The typical “straight people do it too” is such a non-argument.

      • dcanaday

        Per capita?

  • gay people still can’t donate blood because society is fucked. a good cartoon

    • Russ Lindquist

      “gay” means “happy,” and some of the most miserable people you will ever meet are those who choose to mimic procreation with other sexual degenerates.

      • so your plan is to make people more miserable by being horrible to them? really?

        • Russ Lindquist

          so your derp is to make derp more derp by being derp? derp?

          • it must really suck to be so utterly poisoned by cryptofascism. my condolences to you, friend.

          • Russ Lindquist

            At times, the women I have sex with are so overwhelmed by my sexual prowess that they tearfully thank me for giving them such an amazing sexual experience.

          • again, my deepest condolences. i’m really sorry you have to live like this.

          • Russ Lindquist

            Again, the women I have sex with are, at times, so overwhelmed by my manly sexual prowess that they tearfully thank me for giving them such an amazing sexual experience.

          • if blatant lies help you feel better about your garbage life decisions then go off i guess

          • Russ Lindquist

            Many beautiful women feeling reborn on my dick: the kind of memories I have tucked up my sleeve if ever the words of some sassy online nothing pierce even to a tiny percentage of what is imagined by the scowling, moping nothing, about whom I subtly smirk to myself–confident in the knowledge that, if I gave a shit, I could easily cure her bitchiness…with my dick.

          • Blarg Blarg

            You are the only garbage here, bucko.

          • Blarg Blarg

            You should not live, yes.

          • uh, that has no relation to the comment it’s been made in response to. did you read the comment before replying to it?

          • Blarg Blarg

            You are infinitely worse than any “cryptofascist”.

          • i’m a cute ancom lesbian and it absolutely rules

        • dcanaday

          Horrible like giving people a deadly and incurable disease? Cause that would be pretty horrible.

    • It’s medical.

      • it isn’t. that’s the excuse society gives, but there’s no legitimate medical reason gay people aren’t allowed to donate blood.

        • Who want to get donation from poisoned (or any unhealthy) donators?

          This isn’t only applied to gay people, but drug addicts too. The point is clarification.

          • Let’s have a chronology: I have a plant (or pet). I want rise it into big and healthy living being. I won’t it ended up dying/dried up or ended up without bearing any fruit; because I care.

            It’s natural.

          • I have to prevent them from diseases and parasites. Rising them from small to grown up is required a lot of effort, to be honest.

          • uh, gay people aren’t poisonous.

          • It was an example. And it isn’t supposed to be gay people only. And I already said earlier: it’s medical.

          • it really, really isn’t medical. gay people in general have completely viable blood that could usefully be donated and transfused, if society permitted. it’s gay-panic bullshit and nothing more.

          • >gay people in general have completely viable blood that could usefully


          • oh?

          • I am grateful that there are many people are meet the requirements and the stock is sufficient, or blood demand will be in crisis. I’m lawful good.

          • blood stock is horrendously limited and it would be incredibly valuable if more people were permitted to donate. it would absolutely save lives. but society’s ongoing pointless homophobia is just too strong for that, i guess.

          • dcanaday

            So worrying about a disease that has no cure, will kill you, and is more common among gays is homophobic? Wanting to live is homophobic?

          • yeah

          • dcanaday

            I disagree.

          • neato burrito

          • dcanaday

            Trained medical professionals disagree with you.

          • they don’t, though. trained medical professionals are well aware that the prohibition on blood donation from gay people is purely homophobic.

          • dcanaday

            Here is what the Red Cross says about the issue:

            The FDA guidance “Revised Recommendations for Reducing the Risk of Human Immunodeficiency Virus Transmission by Blood and Blood Products” states, “Defer for 12 months from the most recent sexual contact, a man who has had sex with another man during the past 12 months.” All U.S. blood collection organizations must follow this federal requirement.

            Based on several years of research and recent Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) data on human immunodeficiency virus (HIV), the FDA’s decision to change the blood donation policy for men who have had sex with other men (MSM) from a lifetime deferral to 12-month deferral is consistent with other selection criteria that are used to safeguard the blood supply from equivalent risks. At present, there are insufficient scientific data available to determine whether it is safe to rely only on individual behavioral risk factors when determining donation eligibility. The Red Cross continues to work with the FDA and our blood industry partners to gather additional scientific risk data to assist the FDA in determining if further changes are warranted in the future.

            A first time donor, whose last MSM contact was greater than 12 months ago, may be eligible to donate blood. The Red Cross encourages individuals to learn more about MSM blood donation criteria and blood donation eligibility.

            So you can be gay. You just have to avoid sex with men for twelve months before donating. If saving lives is more important than getting your rocks off, this shouldn’t be a problem.

          • yeah, i’m aware of the current restrictions imposed upon donation by gay people.

        • Blarg Blarg

          Observably false.

          • it’s not, though.

          • DreamsOfCyanide

            imo getting tested should be required before any blood is taken since nobody else has any way of knowing if you’ve had anything going on or if you just binged netflix with pizzas instead

          • they test the blood you fucking moron, educate yourself before you speak on any topic fucking dipshit

          • no, you’re wrong. There are more straights with AIDS than gays.
            Want some stats with that ownage?

          • dcanaday

            Per capita?

    • Blarg Blarg

      No, faggots cannot donate blood because they are fucking diseased vermin.

      • that’s the assumption society makes, yeah. it’s not well-founded in any medical evidence and doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to begin with, since donated blood is always screened for bloodborne diseases.

  • Berri

    wait what’s the punchline????? i’m????

    • Raidho Coaxil

      The fact that gays have disproportionately high HIV infection rates, to the point that it’s not an acceptable risk to transfuse blood from them. By which I mean, I wouldn’t accept this risk, but young doctors these days just might give you AIDS so they can brag on twitter how progressive they are.

  • There are more straights with aids than gays

    • dcanaday

      Per capita is a Latin term that translates into “by head,” and basically means the “average per person.”. Per capita can take the place of saying “per person” in any number of statistical observances.

    • Deus Dex

      There are far more straight people by a large margin, you halfwit.
      Per capita queers are massively more likely to have HIV.

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