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  • Dr. Congo Ebola

    I guess you could wipe with dollar bills if things got bad.

    • Derek Cartwright

      Sounds like a good way to catch something.

    • Onyx

      That would arguably be worse than reusing toilet paper

  • NPC the Clown

    So what’s more valuable, a quilted pattern or a quad ply?

  • BUT WE SHOULD STORE THE BLOOD OF THE PURE CATHOLIC FRENCH CANADIANS AFTER THEIR HUGUENOT BROTHERS IN THE FRENCH COUNTRY SIDE! JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS TOO CUCK TO BE OUR KING BUT HE WILL BE THE ONE TO LEAD THE REVOLUTION AND EMPLACE THE FRENCH RULE ONCE MORE! UNLIKE THE CORRUPT GENES OF THE OLD COUNTRY, THE BASTARDIZED LANGUAGE!

    • We’d be happy to store the blood of the French. I’m certain we’ve got some enormous vats sitting around the country here somewhere.

      • I bet your wife has enormous vats of many mens sperm stored somewhere, McCuck

        • Why, you want to drink it all?

          • Nah, I know how much you love it, keep it for yourself. Je plaisante, je veux dire pas de haine

    • Thadd1an

      A LEAF

  • Indra Kaw

    Is this me or I misread “pepper”?

  • contro

    Lol “Big Dump”

  • Lhassir

    I’m annoyed it’s getting hard to find toilet paper. But seeing the fights over it on YouTube is pretty funny. I’m torn.

    • Bigfatdane

      What, you guys have a lack of toilet paper before Socialism has even conquered Murica!

      Oi, your future looks shitty indeed.

      • free_peach

        What makes you think socialism has not conquered America. Communists don’t need elections to win.

    • TrueWOPR

      Get a wash cloth or a sponge on a stick. Sure it’s not pretty, but it’s preferable to your left hand isn’t it? Plus, we have the food these idiots didn’t buy.

  • TRVTH

    The absolute state of Ameri-Kwa in AD 2020:

  • Bigfatdane

    Pats package of 24 rolls smugly.

  • Albionic American

    The Great Plague shows why you need F-U Money. Something like half the households in the United States have no savings, and they can’t come up with a few hundred dollars in an emergency. A Chinese- or Italian-style shutdown in the United States will hit these people hard.

    • Great plague? buddy, the media over hypes this. look at the data.

  • webkilla

    Right, because toilet paper is going to become so damn valuable if society collapses? Get a water filtration setup so you can purify rain-water or water from a local (and ideally unpoluted) stream.

  • Major Matt Mason

    Just make sure your supplies aren’t…

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    Wiped out.

    EYEAHHHHHH!!!

  • QuickshooterMk2

    Pleb-tier toilet paper<Patrician Fresh Wipes

  • Jon Carey

    If you’re hoarding for the love gosh PLEASE STOP ADVERTISING IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. You are painting a damn bullseye on your back.

  • FunFact_IDontGiveAFuck

    It’s annoying and all but the security camera footage of these consoomers are entertaining.

  • don quixotes fetid corpse

    Guys with guns: “Hey fellas! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.”

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