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  • Akseli Halonen

    King

    • La Roy

      • CMK

        Le roi.

        • ItalianEMT

          I think he meant the old word. It’s the same in swiss Italian

          • CMK

            Fair enough.

          • lol, did you upvote yourself again?

            I can’t believe you’re still on here posting after you embarrassed yourself by arguing with two accounts, pretending it was two different people, and then changed your name.

            So, what was your name before you changed it and your alternate account you use to upvote your own comments?

        • It’s middle french, middle Quebecois french. paysan sale, fis a putain.

          • CMK

            Bro, calm down.

          • Ok, homme qui aime regarder sa femme embrasser beaucoup d’autres hommes. What’s the word for that again?

          • CMK

            Why are you so angry? All I said was, “le roi”. I didn’t know that “la roy” was a French Canadian version.

    • Anon

  • IF – Rudyard Kipling

    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too;
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
    Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breathe a word about your loss;
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much;
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

    • ayupak

      If you can keep your food when everybody else is losing theirs and blaming you, you straight homie! -Big Smoke

  • NPC the Clown

    Long live the king.

  • We need to return monarchy to the french, however the rule should be in the blood of the original french people, the Quebecois. Old white french blood bred to withstand the winters. Le monarque doit être restauré et régner sur tout le sang français. alors nous nous réjouirons et chanterons. Vive Le Roi!

  • ImaMeatPopsicle

    I remember that old line, “Men see someone standing as king of the hill and either look at what they need to do to become king of the hill or go somerwhere else. Women see someone as king of the hill and want to destroy the hill.”

    The point of the phrase is that ‘cancel culture’ is by its very nature sour-grapes. It’s also chick-shit.

    • Old joke –
      What’s the difference between an American and an Irishman?

      The American looks up at the mansion on the hill and says, “Someday, that’s going to be me!”

      The Irishman looks up at the mansion on the hill and says, “Someday, I’m going to get that bastard!”

    • dtrgf

      hello incel neckbeard

  • CMK

    I like this one a lot.

  • lolman533

    Król!

  • Albionic American

    “I never suggested that I become king, only that someone should.”

    https://youtu.be/nfGcFCJ6vVM?t=92

    • Anon

      Nice. I don’t like the show though.

  • Anon
    • Archmage Desmond Tutu

      I had a hearty chuckle at die walkure

    • free_peach

      I think this the best political compass ever devised.

    • John Doe

      Top Left: Stalin
      Top Right: Monarchy (we wuz kangs yo)
      Bottom Right: AMERICA
      Bottom Left: Leftist Bottom

  • Seth Apex

    Everyman a king, but Christ wears the crown.

    • Archmage Desmond Tutu

      King of Kings

  • Lhassir

    Thanks King~.

  • AndrewF

    Ayo hol up

  • Major Matt Mason

    L’etat c’est moi. 😉

  • AxiomaticSystem

    Popular culture vs High culture

  • Lauren Froment

    What’s a king to a god though? nothing lol

    • free_peach

      Why there are so much french canadians here lately?

  • Rainy Haze
  • CMK

    That’s disgusting.

  • Cave Opp

    Ah noo cheeki breeki i v damké

  • Shams Al Farabi

    Chaos isn’t a pit. It’s a ladder!

  • Dan Goldman

    Funny how now stonetoss tries to cancel the sub-reddit against him.
    look how the tables turned…

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