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  • Pete Zaitcev

    Where is Alisa in this comic?

  • Wololo_wizard

    Damn I wanna bang Alexa with that brit schoolgirl aesthetic

    • Stiffy Weiner

      You said Bixby, so let me correct that for you.

  • QuickshooterMk2

    Oh microsoft… how you went to dominate the console market to
    just another trash “progressive” company that’s also technologically inept

  • Divosa Uplanovytch

    Where Tay sit?

  • Stiffy Weiner

    Make more comics like this. It’s harder for butthurt tranny faggots to make edits of them.

    Good job.

  • it isnt funny to make fun of handicapped people
    i used to have a back brace to keep my cervix unfolded and to keep it from brushing against my uterus
    there isnt anything funny about it

    • Stiffy Weiner

      You crossdress because it’s the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself. Shut the fuck up.

      • the only thing keeping me from killing myself are incels like you
        keep hating women and minorities you beta

        • Stiffy Weiner

          Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you fucking bitch.

          • straight to insults and misogyny when you can’t get laid
            stay single boy

          • Stiffy Weiner

            Ooh, I’m afraid you’re wrong there, I’m actually in a very wholesome relationship. Better sharpen that razor and cut down the lane, not across the street.

          • your hand isn’t a wholesome relationship

          • Stiffy Weiner

            Took you four days to come up with that pile of trash? If you wanted to offend me you could just show me pictures of your whore mother.

          • nothing

            Stiffy Weiner how does it feel to be an incel?

            did iT tAkE yOu 8 mOnThs tO cOmE uP wiTh thAt?

        • Blarg Blarg

          They hate you unending degeneracy.
          It is a correct hate.

    • Mayo Lane

      Poor baby… Lmao

    • slither16

      It’s funny to make fun of handicapped software.

  • TeamMudLing

    Please stop making me feel bad about using Windows 10..

  • PeePeeLarge

    Yo my dick is bigger than an Alexa, and twice as black. Daddy told me if them white crackers ever need to google something I should pull down my pants from my knees to my shins and let them talk to it.

    • Blarg Blarg

      It would certainly be more intelligent than your 85 avg I.Q., negroid.

    • A Snake With Bread

      Muh dick bix hood muhfugga

  • Stormwatch

    What about Google Assistant?

  • shnazzyone

    A comic that’s almost funny. If it wasn’t from a piece of shit. Mainstreaming?

    • Blarg Blarg

      You are the only piece of shit here, bucko.

      • shnazzyone

        You are still a virgin… places like this is why.

  • fascists fucking hate disabled people. a good cartoon

    • Blarg Blarg

      No, they (rightfully) hate degenerate people.
      You are never correct.

      • fascists think disabled people, among many other types of entirely good and valid people, are “degenerate” because they fucking hate disabled people. a good comment

        • Kuraudo

          Having compassion for those less fortunate and thinking they’re just as good as a fully enabled human being are two separate things.

          • not that it matters, since fascists do not do either of those things.

          • Todd Planck

            Yeah, National Socialism has such a wonderful track record of compassion for the “less fortunate.” You can just smell all that compassion for us wafting right off the Aktion T4 order lel

          • Kilátó

            Actually that (and sterilizations) specifically targeted the mentally disabled, not the “less fortunate” in general. At least in practice. They weren’t gassing the blind or physically handicapped or like that.
            Of course one can say that they could have been the next, and it wouldn’t contradict NS ideology, rather it would have been the logical outcome of it (they talked much about eliminating hereditary illnesses etc – it all came from eugenics, which actually was championed by US and UK progressives of the time, including some big names who are still respected by Lefties, eugenics only became unfashionable in prog circles after it was associated with the Nazis), but it did not happen.

          • Todd Planck

            While you’re absolutely right that mentally disabled people were a large part of the people sterilized, and killed in Aktion T4 and its aftermath, they were definitely killing the blind, deaf, and physically handicapped (especially if racially or politically undesirable). The first person authorized for killing was a physically disabled baby.

            Physically and mentally disabled people were killed because anything we needed presumably should go to real people, and also allegedly for our own good and the good of the gene pool, even though no disabled person petitioned for “euthanasia” and nobody was super, uh, thorough, in deciding who would actually pass on a disability and who wouldn’t.

            ….anyway, this is a tangent which I go on only because I have a special interest in this topic. Sorry.

            What it seems you are saying is that eugenics is not just National Socialist, German, or politically “right”, and that’s very true. Eugenics was indeed seen as progressive, was very popular among US scientists and doctors and popularized by them, and one US doctor’s response to the Nazi sterilization law was, “The Germans are beating us at our own game.” Germany only went as crazy with it as some American scientists wanted to go but couldn’t, gassing included.

            Several points about this, though:

            1. A fascist government with little freedom of speech, press, etc, allows for fewer checks on the head of state doing shit that the general population is not in support of, such as partyvanning their disabled family members and gassing, starving, or ODing them lol

            2. When the dominant ideology is rooted in ideas of superiority and inferiority, thinking of other humans as less than human–ballast/useless eaters/life unworthy of life/empty shells–it becomes much easier to kill, hurt, or turn a blind eye (har har) to their misery. And it affected doctors as well, who were encouraged to see the HIppocratic Oath as outdated and the Volk as a whole as their “patient.” “You’re not killing people who don’t want to die! You’re killing social and economic problems.”

            All of these are specifically National Socialist issues that are likely to lead to horrible outcomes for the disabled. Also, eugenics is shitty wherever it shows up.

  • Jay

    why isn’t cortana a blue naked hologram?

  • Jesher

    Cortana seems sweet and kind of cute. Be nice you skanky bitches or we Chads will spitroast Cortana instead.

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