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  • Degenerates have to share their insanities with the rest of the world. It makes them feel all warm and gooey inside.

  • Another Linux Guy

    is anybody seriously putting hotdogs in their butts?

    • Seth Apex

      it’s a metaphor for sodomy and it’s warped nature.

      • Another Linux Guy

        I don’t see how gay sex is “warped”, but whatever it’s your opinion I guess

        • Blarg Blarg

          Your opinion is worthless.

          • Cyberman

            that’s your opinion

          • Jesher

            His opinion is correct and valuable. Yours is usefully idiotic.

          • Cyberman

            how is my opinion idiotic?

    • Eye of Magnus

      I don’t know of anyone who would, but you never know what some people might be into…

    • Blarg Blarg

      It’s the left… of course they are.

  • are you equating anal with scat?
    you are mentally handicapped
    there is nothing wrong with a girl putting her penis in another guys ass
    you nazi

    • >there is nothing wrong with a girl putting her penis in another guys ass
      What. *confusion in Asian language*

      • you can read?
        nothing is wrong with it
        stop persecuting others for doing something fun with their life instead of being a bigot

        • O-okay…

          I assumed “bigot” is a word for definition of “not degenerate”. I’m a bigoted person, tbh. This kind of this is unfamiliar to me.

        • Stiffy Weiner

          8 ch .net/suicide/

        • Blarg Blarg

          You deserve to be persecuted.

    • co

      None of what you said even remotely relates to the webcomic.

    • Blarg Blarg

      Yeah, you need to kill yourself, ultra-fag.

  • QuickshooterMk2

    it’s (((normal))) now…
    but a few dozen years ago it was nothing more than a disease of the mind
    thanks to the kikes, it’s no longer classified as a disease
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e7cf968fca384037517c7e3415d5ea44fa272eba83cc8fc12a65ff89d661aa17.jpg
    (soon pedophilia will be classified as “normal” as well)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6b588f35b81dfab1dbc277411b42db5856206c62b09e9fd673f24ff72235373.jpg

    • Forbidden -> Illegal -> Legal -> Accepted -> Admired -> Mandatory

      • Lovely Evaris

        Explain to me how things like divorce and recreational drug use are mandatory?

        • Explain to me how transgenderism isn’t insanity?

          • Lovely Evaris

            You first, my dude.

          • joeri baars

            yes its insane that an adult cant have a life changing surgery becouse of bigots but teens can have boob-jobs and teenage pregnancies. yes it should take a while with a lot of doctors meeting to make sure that you are absolutely sure but other than that i see no reason someone should not have the body autonomy to choose.

    • Ranee MacIntosh

      Absolutely roaring at the idea that people who legit think like all yall exist.

      • QuickshooterMk2

        get used to it kike, the goyim are no longer asleep and all of your tricks and sodomite degeneracy will come to an abrupt end
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03829677869d56641ec5ae077b34d8f356707da16fa141f64564df5eab82997f.jpg

      • Assjacket

        Nice rebuttal

        • Lionhearte

          “hurr durr why don’t you make a sound argument”, how about you kill yourself nog?

          • BorisQ

            Somebody’s angry about having a tiny dick lol

      • Blarg Blarg

        You shouldn’t think at all, you are not smart enough to warrant it.

        • Ranee MacIntosh

          nice try but I’m actually the smartest person I know and everything I say is almost certainly 100% correct.

      • Jesher

        You’ll think it’s fucking nuts for a while until you realize we are (collectively speaking) absolutely right about almost everything.

        You’ll get it if you research long enough. I know that sounds condescending, but it’s how I got here despite growing up a liberal atheist who thought raycism bad and that gay is just love. Like a fool. A useful damn fool.

    • Kaptain Goatz

      Ah yes, because everything that was once thought of as wrong still is wrong. I guess all those women better go back to the kitchen and non whites better be slaves again!

  • Stiffy Weiner

    He needs to blush and bite his lip.

    • AxiomaticSystem

      He’s done it too often to get that feeling anymore.

      • Stiffy Weiner

        There is potential to make another comic out of what you said.

    • T-I-G-E-R-S

      >He needs to blush
      No, the artist isn’t Shadman.

      • Stiffy Weiner

        Shadman is dogshit. Don’t compare him to the glorious stonetoss you fucking bitch.

        • T-I-G-E-R-S

          What if I do, wh*Teboi?

          • Stiffy Weiner

            I will personally fling you back to the shitpit that is /tv/

          • T-I-G-E-R-S

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
            I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and
            I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have
            over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the
            top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
            another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes
            of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
            words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
            Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
            network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so
            you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
            pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I
            can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,
            and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained
            in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United
            States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
            miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
            you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever”
            comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
            fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the
            price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
            drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

          • Stiffy Weiner

            It’s be tough to give a full version of my first encounter. I have already been accused of sending in walls of text and I tend to get a little windy…….especially with something as profound and special as my first time with a bitch. But you bumped the thread, and so here goes nothin’! Just remember that this was a long stretch of decades ago and there was no internet. My ignorance was astounding, but it was what I knew at that young age and in that simpler time:
            I was always attracted to dogs (and cervidea and even bovidea). And as I got older, that attraction inevitably turned sexual. But I was raised in a very religious household. I’d read the bible by age 12, and so I understood that to have sex with an animal would result in damnation. So although there were many jerk-off fantasies, I never gave into my desires. In those pre-internet days I had to cut pictures out of nature magazines or secretly spied on mating dogs…..and once I even fingered under the tail of a bitch who was in season and had a HUGE pussy just begging to be touched. I was scared shitless of what god thought for a long time after that time I’ll tell you!
            So, as you might imagine, I was a virgin when I got married at 21. And it wasn’t really love that made me get married. She wanted it, but I was conflicted since I wasn’t really attracted to her……or any women that I’d ever seen. My cousins or friends and I would sneak a look at the Playboy’s and Hustler’s in the drugstore (before they were wrapped in plastic don’t you know). But I would always rather go look at the nature magazines. Imagine if they’d had Bark or Dog Fancy back then! How would I ever explain THAT interest to my cousins or friends?? Anyway, I was smitten with any and every dog I met…..especially the girls ๐Ÿ˜‰ But in the end I finally gave in and married her because I thought that that would be my best chance of getting “normal”. I thought that being married and having a “normal” sex life would straighten me out ๐Ÿ™ Riiiight. Looking back on all of the missed opportunities that having “god” on the brain made me miss out on makes me bitter and sad! I lost my virginity to that woman as I tried to be someone who I was not. Ask a homosexual who grew up in similar circumstances, and I’ll bet you’ll hear a similar story.
            Anyway, that marriage lasted a whole year before she moved out…..I guess due to my lack of attention. Who I WAS giving attention to were a couple of dogs who were owned by a neighbor. The owners traveled a lot, and so Smokey and Heidi stayed with us……a lot. Heidi was a mostly black with silver and tan accents 4 year old German Shepherd and Smokey was a jet black long coated 9 year old German Shepherd mix (the mix was probably Belgian Sheepdog). When they were at home they lived in an outside pen. But when they came to us, we spoiled them and took them inside……..needing to give them baths first as you can imagine. My wife left and the dogs came for a visit at about the same time. As I was giving them their baths, I noticed that Heidi was in heat. Back then I didn’t realize it, but that was perfect for what was about to happen. I denied it right up until I was entering her, but the thought of actually having sex with her and losing my REAL virginity…..finally…..started to take a hold of me……at 21! Most every other zoo I’ve ever talked to had sex with their first dog at 12 or 13 or 15…….it still makes me feel cheated in a way that I didn’t just be who I was and give in to youthful experimentation like most kids do.

            So, after their baths they were laying on the floor in the living room and I had the house to myself…….and was feeling sorry for myself. I mean I never wanted that marriage. But at the same time I’d grown accustomed to there being someone in the house with me who at least pretended to give a shit about me……now there was no one. But the dogs were there. And I did love them. Especially Smokey who I was more fond of. But Heidi was in season. She’d never been in season before when we watched them, and I knew that she had had one litter a couple years before we moved to the house we lived in and began sitting them. Smokey actually had had a few as she was older than Heidi. I got on the floor with them and although I still feared what god would think, I was in the right frame of mind to experiment. I figured that this might be a really grand masturbation since this girl was in season right in front of me! I could smell her, and though time has made that smell ever more enticing to me, that time it was sort of rank. Even with her just having had a bath, she was stinky ๐Ÿ™‚ Of course I know now that a bitch will smell stronger as she heads toward the end of her season and is most willing to mate. But that didn’t stop me from feeling her. And rubbing her. And finally trying to see if I could even get a finger in her. She was willing for all of that. If she’d so much as growled, or tried to go away, I think that that would have been the end of me ever trying again. By now passion had taken me and I knew that this wasn’t going to be masturbation after all. I did not know about a clitoris…….or even if I did I probably would have said that a dog didn’t have one LOL. I told you that I grew up in a religious and sexually repressed environment! But I saw that she was stiffening her rear legs and trembling at my touch. And she kept looking back with an expression that was just so communicative that she WANTED this. She wanted my touch, my rubbing, and then my finger inside her. And then she did an amazing thing. Even more so now that I have learned so much more about dogs and their normal response to sexual activity. She rolled on her back! I caressed her nipples and noticed that they erected just like a woman’s will fondled. I kissed them and she seemed to like it. I don’t know, maybe that was just me. But as I fingered her, she started to straighten her rear legs in the air and her toes got stiff and spread and she bucked her hips a little as she trembled. I thought about licking her, but remember, this was all new to me and I’d only done that once with a woman……and didn’t care for it at all ๐Ÿ™ And she was REEEALLY smelly there ๐Ÿ˜‰ Naturally, I love doing that for a bitch these days. And I love that smell now! I rolled on top of her to see how she would react. She just lay there and kissed me. To this day I am overcome with emotion thinking about how she gave herself to me that night. As I looked into those trusting brown eyes and saw the desire and the animal lust………I knew that I was going to be who I was and that was that! I got some Vaseline (I know now…..didn’t know then) and she was fine with me applying that to her. I was as hard as I have ever been, and as I sank into her there was no resistance…and she only gasped a little as I went in her pussy all the way to my balls. It was the most amazing feeling that I have ever felt. There has been some really good sex with beloved bitches who were REALLY “into it” since then, but that first time will always be magnificent to me. It was SOOOO much better than the sex with my wife (soon to be ex). And I’ve had decent sex with one other women in subsequent years, but there is no way to even compare the feeling. The tightness and the hotness. And the squeezing! She rhythmically pulsed as I gently stroked her and naturally I lasted all of 25 seconds. Sadly I don’t even know if she had an orgasm that first time, though once I realized what to look for I know she had some great ones after that. She never was one to do the “zoomies” after cumming, but her head would ripple and her jaws would clench and crack as she came which is how I knew that I sent her to doggie pleasure-land. I just cannot remember if she did that first time.

            Afterward, she lay there calmly and naturally I cried a little. She licked my tears and I knew that we were mated forever…..no matter who claimed to “own” her. It was a life changing experience for me. I realized that love and sex with a dog is not only possible, but it is the way that I chose (and choose) to be.
            But what about “god”? How would I ever atone for this sin? I decided that it didn’t matter any more. If love and pleasure like this is a sin, then I will be more than happy to “pay the piper” if it comes to that. I tried to be normal to please an idea….at best….and I failed. But what is normal anyway? It’s being loved and sharing love with a bitch. There have been so many who have shared my life since that time. Some come into….and then out of my life. Some I have loved for their lifetimes….and then had to say goodbye. All were (ARE) special, but that first time with Heidi was my first experience with real love. I still…..decades and decades later…..remember her. And THANK her….for giving me ME.

  • Jeff

    So wait you’re pro gay oral but not anal?

  • sarts

    โ€œstonetoss accidentally endorses gay oralโ€

    • Eye of Magnus

      Lol! I can see how you’d think that, but I think the point was that there’s only one hole some things are supposed to go into.

      • sarts

        i prefer to think hes accidentally coming out as pro gay dick suckin

        • Blarg Blarg

          You are projecting.

      • BorisQ

        The hole explainer has logged on.

  • Seth Apex

    i thought it originally said “what is normal?”

  • PeePeeLarge

    Yo, is it just me, or does this comic make it look like this closet self-hating fag only gives blowjobs and judges people that take it in the ass? Like, did he not think this through? God knows heโ€™d have trouble fitting me though, so I understand his choice.

    • Blarg Blarg

      Your seeing your intrinsically sodomite self through his web comic.

  • shnazzyone

    Homophobia

    • Blarg Blarg

      Homonausea*

  • BorisQ

    lol at the poor cartoonist who thinks of anal sex every time he eats a hot dog for some reason.

  • oral is normal. a good cartoon

    • Blarg Blarg

      Your purposeful misunderstanding is wrong.
      It’s not good to lie.

      • oral is normal, regardless of whether the cartoon intended to make that point or not. a good fact

  • Sequestered Silence

    what i got from this was you shouldn’t stick dick in your butt, but stick it in your mouth instead. give your homie a good ol’ blowjob.

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