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  • quickshooter

    Less extreme parties were blamed for causing Germany’s problems. People became more afraid Communists aka Bolsheviks may take over. Moderate parties turned to Nazis to keep Communists out. 1932 National Socialists won 37% of vote, and became largest single party in the Reichstag.

    Hitler demanded the right to become Chancellor, but President Hindenburg appointed Franz von Papen instead. As he did not command Reichstag support, von Papen was soon replaced by General Kurt von Schleicher.

    Schleicher’s government was also unable to control the Reichstag. Anxious to regain power, von Papen struck a deal to make Hitler Chancellor, with himself as Vice-Chancellor. Moderate parties would hold all but three government posts, which would go to National Socialists; one of these would be Hitler as Chancellor. In the hope of creating a stable government, elderly President Hindenburg agreed to plan. 30 January 1933, Hitler became Chancellor of Germany.

    the lesson of the story? when you bash everyone, don’t be surprised how milquetoast normies go from minding their own business
    to full on brownshirts on these communist thugs
    sooner or later, everyone will be forced to pick a side
    and these Communists aren’t the charismatic side…

    • DatBoi

      I’m a proud American patriot and I’m not siding with either of you wackos. I will agree with you on this though, these violent commie bastards do need a good ass kicking and if I see one engaging in violent behavior I’ll join you in beating the shit out of them.

      • Brady

        Being a “proud American patriot” means you are on our side by default. A “fascist” is anybody who isn’t one of them. Just as in in the 30’s a “fascist” was anybody who actively opposed communism.

        • DatBoi

          That was only according to Stalin. The people who put the most effort into defeating NAZIs were patriots, not commies.

    • mg

      Ever heard about holodomor or dekulakization? No wonder they feared bolsheviks.

      • quickshooter

        everyone here knows about the Holodomor and the Christian Russian genocide caused by the (((Bolsheviks)))

    • Turbo Beholder

      Yes, but who would sponsor and puppeteer them this time?

  • GuyIDisagreeWith

    It’s like you’ve summed up Social Justice in three panels.

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  • fiberbriver

    you don’t get to use that argument when you openly deny the holocaust, don’t accept trans people as their gender, and believe all gay people are into kinky shit

    • Ethelred

      The joke obviously sailed right over some people’s heads…

    • Zero

      > openly deny the holocaust
      Still have to actually see the comic everyone refers to. Mind actually linking it?
      >don’t accept trans people as their gender
      Neither do they, so they change it on paper and run around gamestop being 6’3 sounding like Mr. T and having a beard, yet wanting to be called ma’am.
      >believe all gay people are into kinky shit
      There’s state records of gay people being more likely to carry STDs, be the perpetrator of child abuse and other kinds of “kinky shit” like bugcatchers, but I guess facts don’t matter these days

      Also amazing, you’re literally advocating violence/murder of people who you deem “wrongthink”

      • Joe The Eskimo

        This one suggests the holocaust wasn’t real.
        Good work on the trans straw man.
        Don’t be a generalizing asshole.

        • Zero

          I mean this clearly doesn’t say it’s fake. And just because a character says it doesn’t mean he supports it 100% either. But I don’t have to tell you or the trans people, y’all are gonna commit suicide soon anyways.

          • Adam

            It’s STRONGLY indicative of it. Somehow there was no mass starvation or epidemics among the larger German populace, yet somehow tens of millions of deaths for their prisoners.

        • Loco

          People who think that’s denying the Holocaust missed the point entirely

          • Adam

            You have no idea what Holocaust denial is. It’s questioning the historical record of the Holocaust for political aims, and surely it’s just coincidence that stonetoss is down-the-line far-right imageboard contrarian yet somehow wouldn’t be on this?

    • Archmage Desmond Tutu

      “you don’t get to use that argument when you…” So you’re admitting it’s accurate in that you’re ok with violence for wrong think?

      “don’t accept trans people as their gender” Why do Trans people get to tell everyone else what reality is? It seems the neutral ground is to let each person have their own view of gender. If we were acting like trannies, then we would be running around harassing and and making people legally liable when they mismatch pronouns to chromosomes…but we’re not. We’re just not playing along.

    • Divosa Uplanovytch

      Louis CK is considered alt right now.

    • Dr.Weird

      I do accept trans people as their gender tho, the gender they actually are.

    • DatBoi

      Since when does not accepting delusion make you a fascist?

  • Drew W

    What an odd quote to appropriate.

    I mean, it meshes with my beliefs and is part of the reason I believe what I do.

    But who are “they” in the original quote?

  • Djdnjdokdh

    Hey, didn’t Martian Magazine already do this joke?

  • Divosa Uplanovytch
  • antifa supersoldier

    “They’re coming for m–I mean all of us, fellow normal people!” – a fascist

    • Brady

      Normal person is precisely what you mean by “fascist”. You won’t ever find a normal person in antifa. With antifa, you can’t even tell the men and women apart.

    • Algures Cara de Mais

      So the only normal people are the white people.

  • fascists often honestly believe that they are not fascists. a good cartoon

    • Stiffy Weiner

      Hey! You’re the chick in the first panel!

    • Adam

      This is both true historically and today.

    • Io Non Esisto

      also sjw always jump at the opportunity of bashing people for whatever reason, so you could say this comic has various degrees of meaning.

      I should also add that if everything you have is a hammer, then everything you see will be a nail.

      • using “sjw” unironically is incredibly embarrassing, so choosing to use it is a subtle and skilful way to indicate that you’re being ironic. a good comment

  • Turbo Beholder

    A moderate fool in his natural habitat.

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