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  • Major Matt Mason

    (looks up ephebophilia) Huh! Who says comics aren’t edumacashunal?

    • Hammerstrike

      Pozitivity by Mister Metokur (archive).

      Help yourself.

  • Indra Kaw

    HOLLY SHIT

  • Immoral? No.
    Distasteful in some circumstances? Definitely. 20 and 16 is OK. 40 and 14 isn’t.
    Of course, where & when I grew up, girls were expected to marry between 16 and 19. They were “old maids” at 21.

    In this one particular case, I think the Muslims may have the right answer. “The proper age for a bride is half the man’s age, plus 7 years.”

  • NPC the Clown

    Japan just sits there and grins.

  • Blackbeard

    “Ephebophilia” one more term in my list of google search data that will one day be used against me

    • Hammerstrike
      • I’m libertarian-ish right and I say HDNW.
        Boy this will be used against me some day.
        I don’t care.

      • DatBoi

        Dude, this is like the third time you posted this joke in the same comment section.

        • free_peach

          He wants to make sure that his kinky gets attached to perfectly natural ways of producing offspring, keeping women healthy and the only practical way to generate a more cohesive society. You can be sure of that because they have it all already cataloged for us, everything in the same basket of their “paraphilias”.

          What is good for society though, is let Jamal run trains on 14-19yo girls and only then, she would be able to marry down a respectable being in the eyes of the law.

          I wonder why would ANYONE want to marry a physically/mentally healthy young female right? It is much better to marry them when they had at least a thousand sexual partners, are a dumping ground of SDTs and are so emotionally damaged that they have literally become affection-crippled.

          • Logshaman

            I sense incel, is it incel? Yeah, it’s incel

          • free_peach

            I sense shill, is it shill? Yeah, it’s shill. I’m not going to help tell you how I know, but it means you are doing a terrible job.

          • Logshaman

            Shill of what?

      • Jack Thompson

        Are you seriously implying attraction to 15-19 years old is unnatural and pedophilic? Better get to campaigning to raise the age of consent to 20.

  • Eternalbem
  • Hammerstrike

    Libertarianism has entered the chat.
    https://i.redd.it/jjh5w6dxuxgy.jpg

    • Max Sheen

      Where does cowgirl fit on this?

      • Dr. Congo Ebola

        Moderate authoritarian?

    • Jack Thompson

      “Indoctrination to “statism” is anti-ephebophilia”
      But the state literally says 15-18 in legal in most first world states?

      “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.”

  • QuickshooterMk2

    which channel the dragon is supposed to represent?

    • Alex Foxx

      Kothism, more specifically poking fun at his infamously titled video “In Defense of Pedophiles” (since deleted)

      • QuickshooterMk2

        Good lord, where/how did stonetoss find this degenerate?

        • Jack Thompson

          Well obviously he was looking up videos in defense of pedophiles. Says a lot tbqh fam.

  • Mister Twister

    Oh no, you do NOT diss my favourite gay dragon-san.

    First you shit on Hong Kong, now this. Guess it’s time to stop reading. Fuck your pretentious “correct 65% of the time” pLOLitical comic, I’m out.

    >who cares, gtfo bluepilled furfag defender

    • Logshaman

      Dude, quit it with the autistic sperging…

  • TrueWOPR

    Things would be so much easier if it was just “if you’re attracted to anyone outside [your age +/- 3 years] you’re weird and possibly illegal.”

    • Jack Thompson

      Now that’s some good ‘ol authoritarianism I can get behind.

      • TrueWOPR

        Well, I’m just saying pretty much everyone at one point wanted to fuck a 14 year old… Probably when they were 12 and going through puberty.
        It’s the people who don’t grow out of it and start looking at the 20-somethings when adults that are the issue.

        • Jack Thompson

          But 14 isn’t even ephebophilia? That’s 15-19. Though what I’m more bothered by is the implication that simply the attraction is morally questionable. A 30 year old dating an 18 year old? Sure it’s legal, but it’s highly questionable and friends and family ought to be close by to watch for manipulative behavior. A 30 year old admitting porn of an 18 year old sexually turns them on? That’s perfectly normal.

  • DreamsOfCyanide

    i did not expect to see kothorix here

  • Ha! Ephebeophilic relationships are legal in my Kingdom of Sweden, actually.

    • Jack Thompson

      And the US. And the UK, And pretty much everywhere but some north african and middle eastern countries where the age of consent is 20-21.

      • eh, the Kingdom of Sweden goes just a little farther than the US and the UK, though, placing the age of consent at 15 years

        • Jack Thompson

          Pretty sure Germany is 15 too. My point is, attraction to 15-19 year olds is normal and 15-18 is the AoC range for 90% of the first world because of this.

          • Is it actually normal, though? Do many adults copulate with 15-18-year-olds ?

          • Jack Thompson

            Are 18 year olds not adults? Are 19 year olds not? I know someone’s who is almost 17 dating a 23 year old and her parents are fine with it. I’m sure tons of adults copulate with 18-19 year olds because “teen” is a huge category on mainstream porn sites.

          • Sorry, I was not specific, and also, I was incorrect in asking if many adults copulate with 15-18-year-olds, because not copulating with them does not mean that one is not attracted to them

  • Ijustmadethis Jejhd

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to a fertile young woman. To me, it’s all about how old *you* are. If you’re 25 or younger, it should be perfectly okay to date a 15-19 year old. If you’re over 25 though, it starts to get a little creepy.

  • Jack Thompson

    “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.”

    It’s morally questionable to be attracted to people of legal age of consent in 90% of the first world? What the fuck Stonetoss? You sure you didn’t mean to write “hebephilia”?

  • You are Not a Victim

    “Ephebophilia” is legal in most of the western world. ~16 year old brides were actually really common for white men until women were (((liberated))), and the laws were adjusted for the sake of less fertile women that were “career-focused”.

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