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  • Major Matt Mason

    (looks up ephebophilia) Huh! Who says comics aren’t edumacashunal?

    • Hammerstrike

      Pozitivity by Mister Metokur (archive).

      Help yourself.

  • Indra Kaw


  • Immoral? No.
    Distasteful in some circumstances? Definitely. 20 and 16 is OK. 40 and 14 isn’t.
    Of course, where & when I grew up, girls were expected to marry between 16 and 19. They were “old maids” at 21.

    In this one particular case, I think the Muslims may have the right answer. “The proper age for a bride is half the man’s age, plus 7 years.”

    • Alistair Grove

      Agreed. Islam is right about women. Though to be fair, muslims aren’t against granny fucking. Just look at Mohammed’s first wife.

      • Hammerstrike
        • CMK

          Soon the Muslim world will no longer exist.

      • HOH

        Well then, I guess they must be right about circumcision too, since most men are too lazy to even wash the tip of their smegma covered dicks…

        • Alistair Grove

          Speak for yourselves. Just because you commies believe washing and cleanliness is a part of the White Cisheteronormative Capitalist Patriarchy doesn’t mean normal people do.

    • Hammerstrike

      Familiar with r9k?

      • Ephebophilia is attraction to -pubescent but young people. High school age. You know, like in all the horror movies.

        • FuckShitBitch

          the woman in the photo you supplied was around 19 during the shooting of that movie.

          • Jack Thompson

            Yeah. That’s a teenaged, highschool aged (17-19 for seniors) girl, and ephebophilia. Stonetoss is implying that it is morally questionable to be attracted to that image. I’m 90% sure he didn’t even look up the term and really meant to say hebephilia, because ephebephilia is legal and normal in most of the first world with ages of consent ranging from 15-18.

            “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.”

        • Who likes beans

          “like in all the horror movies”
          Those people are necrophiliacs

      • Anon
        • don quixotes fetid corpse

          The fact that video has any likes at all makes me sad.

      • don quixotes fetid corpse

        Spook? You should have said Coomer.

    • Nuke Mecha

      That’s a virgin rule

      The chad rule is 21 minus multiples of your own weight you can bench

    • Jack Thompson

      “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19”

      That’s not even ephebephilia.

  • NPC the Clown

    Japan just sits there and grins.

  • Blackbeard

    “Ephebophilia” one more term in my list of google search data that will one day be used against me

    • Hammerstrike
      • I’m libertarian-ish right and I say HDNW.
        Boy this will be used against me some day.
        I don’t care.

      • DatBoi

        Dude, this is like the third time you posted this joke in the same comment section.

        • free_peach

          He wants to make sure that his kinky gets attached to perfectly natural ways of producing offspring, keeping women healthy and the only practical way to generate a more cohesive society. You can be sure of that because they have it all already cataloged for us, everything in the same basket of their “paraphilias”.

          What is good for society though, is let Jamal run trains on 14-19yo girls and only then, she would be able to marry down a respectable being in the eyes of the law.

          I wonder why would ANYONE want to marry a physically/mentally healthy young female right? It is much better to marry them when they had at least a thousand sexual partners, are a dumping ground of SDTs and are so emotionally damaged that they have literally become affection-crippled.

          • Logshaman

            I sense incel, is it incel? Yeah, it’s incel

          • free_peach

            I sense shill, is it shill? Yeah, it’s shill. I’m not going to help tell you how I know, but it means you are doing a terrible job.

          • Logshaman

            Shill of what?

          • HOH

            I sense some personal trauma in your rant. 2 or 3 sexual partners at age 30 is not equal to a 1000, which is a number you seem to be mighty jealous of.

          • free_peach

            What part of

            dumping ground of SDTs and are so emotionally damaged that they have literally become affection-crippled

            have you missed?

      • Jack Thompson

        Are you seriously implying attraction to 15-19 years old is unnatural and pedophilic? Better get to campaigning to raise the age of consent to 20.

        • HOH

          Hell yeah, 20, you know, the first number after nineteen to not have “teen” in it?

  • Eternalbem
  • Hammerstrike

    Libertarianism has entered the chat.

    • Max Sheen

      Where does cowgirl fit on this?

      • Dr. Congo Ebola

        Moderate authoritarian?

    • Jack Thompson

      “Indoctrination to “statism” is anti-ephebophilia”
      But the state literally says 15-18 in legal in most first world states?

      “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.”

    • user0701


      Stupid statist logic:

      [emotional appeal starts]
      The people are innocent kids untill they reach the arbitrary age of consent defined by the state, then magically they become perfect responsible adults in a single instant! And if you disegree with me that means you are libertarian-pedo!

    • user0701

      Ephebophilia must be completely legalized. Prohibition of sex between teenagers and adults is violation of individual freedom.

      Deal with that statist cucks.

      • don quixotes fetid corpse

        Yes when our ancestors lived naked in the jungle the biggest swinging dick had the healthiest of babies with young, fertile, girls.

        That doesn’t justify what is now understood to be rape. Get your head out of your ass.

        • HibikiRekka

          We only declare that rape because we’ve made the prior assumption that under 18 people can’t consent.

  • QuickshooterMk2

    which channel the dragon is supposed to represent?

    • Alex Foxx

      Kothism, more specifically poking fun at his infamously titled video “In Defense of Pedophiles” (since deleted)

      • QuickshooterMk2

        Good lord, where/how did stonetoss find this degenerate?

        • Jack Thompson

          Well obviously he was looking up videos in defense of pedophiles. Says a lot tbqh fam.

  • Mister Twister

    Oh no, you do NOT diss my favourite gay dragon-san.

    First you shit on Hong Kong, now this. Guess it’s time to stop reading. Fuck your pretentious “correct 65% of the time” pLOLitical comic, I’m out.

    >who cares, gtfo bluepilled furfag defender

    • Logshaman

      Dude, quit it with the autistic sperging…

  • TrueWOPR

    Things would be so much easier if it was just “if you’re attracted to anyone outside [your age +/- 3 years] you’re weird and possibly illegal.”

    • Jack Thompson

      Now that’s some good ‘ol authoritarianism I can get behind.

      • TrueWOPR

        Well, I’m just saying pretty much everyone at one point wanted to fuck a 14 year old… Probably when they were 12 and going through puberty.
        It’s the people who don’t grow out of it and start looking at the 20-somethings when adults that are the issue.

        • Jack Thompson

          But 14 isn’t even ephebophilia? That’s 15-19. Though what I’m more bothered by is the implication that simply the attraction is morally questionable. A 30 year old dating an 18 year old? Sure it’s legal, but it’s highly questionable and friends and family ought to be close by to watch for manipulative behavior. A 30 year old admitting porn of an 18 year old sexually turns them on? That’s perfectly normal.

  • DreamsOfCyanide

    i did not expect to see kothorix here

  • Ha! Ephebeophilic relationships are legal in my Kingdom of Sweden, actually.

    • Jack Thompson

      And the US. And the UK, And pretty much everywhere but some north african and middle eastern countries where the age of consent is 20-21.

      • eh, the Kingdom of Sweden goes just a little farther than the US and the UK, though, placing the age of consent at 15 years

        • Jack Thompson

          Pretty sure Germany is 15 too. My point is, attraction to 15-19 year olds is normal and 15-18 is the AoC range for 90% of the first world because of this.

          • Is it actually normal, though? Do many adults copulate with 15-18-year-olds ?

          • Jack Thompson

            Are 18 year olds not adults? Are 19 year olds not? I know someone’s who is almost 17 dating a 23 year old and her parents are fine with it. I’m sure tons of adults copulate with 18-19 year olds because “teen” is a huge category on mainstream porn sites.

          • Sorry, I was not specific, and also, I was incorrect in asking if many adults copulate with 15-18-year-olds, because not copulating with them does not mean that one is not attracted to them

          • HOH

            Very fine line normal as long as you’re not over 25.

    • HOH

      And in the UK too, kind of disgusting to consider a 16 year old in high school education to be legal…

  • Ijustmadethis Jejhd

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with being sexually attracted to a fertile young woman. To me, it’s all about how old *you* are. If you’re 25 or younger, it should be perfectly okay to date a 15-19 year old. If you’re over 25 though, it starts to get a little creepy.

    • HOH

      Wow, finally, someone who doesn’t justify 30+ year old men eye bawling after adolescents.

  • Jack Thompson

    “Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.”

    It’s morally questionable to be attracted to people of legal age of consent in 90% of the first world? What the fuck Stonetoss? You sure you didn’t mean to write “hebephilia”?

    • Default Name

      I would say that yes, it is morally questionable (note I didn’t say wrong, but questionable) for an adult to be attracted to 15-19yr olds.
      And by adult I don’t mean 21, I mean an actual adult. A 39 year old teacher being attracted to their 18yr old student for example is questionable.
      Anyone who unironically argues that a 40yr old being attracted to a 18yr old is NOT questionable is likely a closeted pedo.

      • Jack Thompson

        For some reason, my comment is pending, so I can’t edit it to add this final bit.

        Attraction to a legal adult (in the first world) is never pedoshit.

        • HOH

          It is if you’re pushing it.

      • Jacfar

        Amoral niggas making moral claims. Plebeians.

      • HOH


      • HibikiRekka

        Well, they’re still fertile females. Since the guy is still able to function sexually, why wouldn’t he be attracted to someone healthy and young of fertile child-bearing age?

  • You are Not a Victim

    “Ephebophilia” is legal in most of the western world. ~16 year old brides were actually really common for white men until women were (((liberated))), and the laws were adjusted for the sake of less fertile women that were “career-focused”.

    • HOH

      Why are men so hellbent on forcefully impregnating barely legal girls as soon as they turn 18 on their birthday?

      • TRVTH

        Because every month that passes after that, the odds of birth defects, ectopic pregnancy, miscarriage, breech presentation birth, nuchal cord, health problems related to pregnancy like gestational diabetes, and worse increase–slowly at first, then faster and faster. For example, when she is eighteen, there is less than a one in ten thousand chance of giving birth to a defective with Down’s Syndrome. By the time she is forty, it’s one in four. The older she gets, the harder it will be for her to conceive, the harder it will be for her to carry the child to term–and the greater the strain will be on her body.

        A woman’s ovaries have only so many eggs, and the last third or so have accumulated mutations and genetic damage over the decades. A woman is, genetically speaking, a depreciating asset from her eighteenth birthday. Every uterus has an expiration date.

        Sad but true.

  • Rhode Islander

    just don’t be attracted to kids, easy as that. go out fishing or chop some wood.

  • Lhassir

    It’s sad that I know what YouTube channel that is. Kothorix is someone that is in the middle of a very, difficult identity crisis.

  • user0701

    Ephebophilia must be completely legalized.

  • Jacfar

    Plato probably didn’t even question paedophilia let alone hebephilia or ephebophilia.

    • HOH

      Easy, humans died early, so you had to breed like a rabbit fast out of the womb like a good farm slave. Nowadays dying “of old age” at 50 doesn’t seem to be very natural, no?

  • don quixotes fetid corpse

    Leaving the cave was a mistake.

  • Jerell Amadi-Emina

    If she bleeds she breeds.

  • Apple Saucer

    Oh no, I actually know who this comic is talking about. Again, one of the only not horrific Stonetoss comics

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