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  • Divosa Uplanovytch

    That’s botanyallity.

  • manuel de santis


  • ScoobyDieu

    One of my faves.

  • paul cook

    Is it cuckoldry if you kill the other man before you get your woman to swallow his semen though?

    • John Doe

      You have been cucked as soon as the invader’s sperm has entered your woman’s mouth (or any other orifice for that matter) because even if the man is dead, his sperm is still alive swimming around in your woman.

      • shaitanic13

        Alt-right science…

        • John Doe

          Emphasis on the Right.

  • Stiffy Weiner

    The flower dies though.

    • Edriss Scofield

      It dies cumming into the woman’s scent glands. It dies a winner

  • dcanaday

    It’s like, I get it, but I don’t get it. Is Stonetoss trying to say we have overused the word?

    • Jackson Peds

      Pollen is flower cum.

    • ssgtnelson

      The flower jizzed on his girlfriend and the boyfriend setup the date.

    • Alexey Saranchev

      Also, most fruits (as in, edible parts of the plants, vegetables included) are the plant’s means of reproduction containind seeds, so it’s something like eating testicles.

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