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  • Punch Manga

    Monster, kill it

    • AxiomaticSystem

      Mortal weapons cannot harm it

  • quickshooter

    truly ascended

  • Stiffy Weiner

    I’ve has some of the best anal orgasms on nofap.

    A good cartoon.

    • what

    • Infearmal

      What

    • Paul Genovese

      Well….you didn’t fap

    • Thwibbith

      A porcelan throne comment. Nice.

  • patchouli_life

    My experience with nofap:
    Like most people, I was depressed before nofap. I tried to kill myself several times each day. I found myself googling some incredibly morbid questions like: what is the meaning of life? When will the world end? How do I get away with killing all my enemies?. I was also a crack addict, a meth addict, a weed addict, a heroin addict, a jenkem addict, amongst other things, so I decided to try nofap.
    After only 90 days of nofap, my life changed completely! I kicked all my drug addictions, I became immune to: cancer, aids, diabetes, ebola, I’m pretty sure I became immortal, and I even got the ability to fly, turn invisible and shoot lasers out of my eyes!
    Nofap has been incredible for me, and I hope you guys try it as well!

    • Me unironically

    • Torgon

      idk, when i try nofap i wanna kill everything that irritates me, and this is, again – everything 🙂 so, if u cant rationally use your energy, just fap and chill, it’s better, than going to jail

      • Pink Axolotl

        No, those desires are the product of your addiction and do not solve the core of the problem. You have a terrible lack of self-control that leads you to feel that if you do not satisfy your addiction you could end up doing atrocities and consequently going to jail.
        Also, you have a terrible lack of Jesus in your life, but don’t worry, both problems can be solved.

  • Elastic Probe

    Unironiclly, I think not having sex for non-reproductive purposes is an awesome idea, just shows how you can handle regular human impulses and thus you become an ascended creature.

    • Paul Genovese

      I can eat nothing but bread,

      I controlled my urges, but, why?

      Sex doesn’t kill you, eating doesn’t kill you

      Its excessive sex that hurts you

      • Thwibbith

        Enjoy sex.
        That’s what we’re built for. But enjoy it with your wife, not a computer, a stripper, or a girlfriend.

        • Paul Genovese

          Idk how in supposed to get a wife when I have a boyfriend

          • Thwibbith

            Eh, for me it would be a wife. Also, I consider marrage to be a commitment. If you are happy with a bf/gf then I ain’t going to judge. But it shouldn’t be about self gratification. Be happy, but that shouldn’t be your only goal.

        • Paul Genovese

          Haha, *I’m

          But yeah, im not planning on getting married, to much nonsense imo

          Not to mention I’m happy staying as a bf

  • don quixotes fetid corpse

    meh. I tried that for a month. Didn’t feel any different.

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