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  • Niel

    You’ve been sitting on this one for a while.

  • Vote blue or we’ll cancel you!

  • ImaMeatPopsicle

    Refunds this time apparently!

    …Followed by a request to buy Burnie-merch. Holy sh*t this guy and his supporters suck so bad.

    • Lhassir

      Failed ideologies mean failed campaigns. So much for the revolution.

      • Chris Redfield

        Communism has always been about taking over nations and enslaving non-chosenites.

  • AxiomaticSystem

    bonus panel reveals that the banner is covering dozens of Bernie shirts

  • Jaqen H’ghar

    I’m glad that at lest I got my refunds from Bernie’s team. I spend $3000 on his campaign from my student loans and both my wife and his boyfriend are unemployed.

  • Major Matt Mason

    Berned yet again…

  • Rainy Haze

    berine is a blind jew


    >expecting him to do anything other than cuck

    • Attended by thousands but he can’t afford the security to remove 2 people who stole the mic, even though he almost certainly qualified for Secret Service protection as a candidate

      • TRVTH

        When he runs again in 2024, do you think he’ll cuck again? If nothing else, watching his followers throw tantrums has certainly been entertaining.

  • Bigfatdane

    Fox News says it time for MEGA: Make Europe Great Again.

    • MSNBC: Make Europe Gay Again.
      Biden: Make Europe Glow Again.

  • Bigfatdane

    2020, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden vs Jewish agent Donald Trump.

    An election truly worth staying home from.

    • TRVTH

      Do you really want to place the nuclear launch codes in Dopey Joe’s palsied hands? What if he starts a nuclear war while trying to order pizza?

      • Bigfatdane

        Do you want them in the hands of jewish agent Trump? The same guy who ordered a military strike on Syria because people said mean things about him on twitter?

        The same guy who promised we would win non stop yet hasn’t gotten any of his MAGA points carried out in a 3 year period.

        The guy so busy sucking off his Jewish masters that he raided the US medical centers for equipment and sent it off to Israel right in the middle of a pandemic.

        The same guy who just orded the fed to print 2.3 trillion fiat dollars to bail out his kosher friends on wall street while all you get is 1200 dollars, a “get back to work lazy bones” card and the IOU for the 2.3 trillion the government borrowed without your consent.

        Face it, no matter who wins you guys are fucked.

        • TRVTH

          Again: Dopey Joe is so out of it that might order a nuclear launch while trying to order lunch. If Trump does such a thing at least it would be planned and deliberate.

          Speaking of Jewish agents,

          So we’ve got a choice of two Kosher platters. If this is the only choice we have, I’ll take the one who’s not in the advanced stages of Alzheimer’s and can still tie his shoes and dress himself. With Trump there is some chance of hope and a few more years for right-thinking people to train and prepare for what’s coming.

          Or, I suppose, we could all just take the black pill and stay home on election day, so that the queers, the wetbacks, and the welfare trash can elect Dopey Joe.

          Sorry your girl lost.

          • Bigfatdane

            Planned, planned?

            The only thing Trump plans is how many big macs meals he orders from McDonald’s.

            Have any of you sheep considered voting for a third candidate instead of bending over and asking your government for just one more smack.

          • TRVTH

            “Third candidate?” You mean throwing away my vote in a meaningless protest and bending over without lube for Dopey Joe and the Frisco freakshow he’s going to put into power if he gets elected?

            Go peddle your ShareBlue black pills somewhere else. This matters. Despair doesn’t help.

            You really DO glow in the dark.

        • Blither 3607

          You glow hard dude, either that or you’re not actually American. Everyone here knows ZOGnald is still the best of a bad bunch.

          • Bigfatdane

            Voting for a foreign agent and traitor makes you a traitor to your family, friends and nation.

  • Turbo Beholder

    That’s funny. Isn’t Bernie Brezhnevson one of the _2_ guys there (the other is Ron Paul, of course) who don’t vote with cachier’s bell like Pavlov’s dogs?

  • Dr. Congo Ebola

    Prophetic. Bernie is gonna help Biden put voters on the pathway to citizenship.

  • JD

    Nailed it

  • Vote French

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