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  • As software developers know, OCT 31 = DEC 25

    • Jack Thompson

      *Does the math*

      Dude what the fuck. Why does this work?

      • Octal 31 = 3*8 + 1 = Decimal 25

        • Jack Thompson

          I know how it works, I did it myself. But why?. Is the universe just fucking with us?

  • NPC the Clown

    And alas the turkey is ignored once again.

    • Tamás Polgár

      No, they’re shooting Kurds right now

  • Alistair Grove

    The downside to Capitalism.

    • fiberbriver

      as well as poverty.

  • Rhode Islander

    Every one wants Christmas to come early, but never stay late. In France, Christmas lasts until February!

    • Blackbeard

      Even a holiday can occupy France so easily…

      • Jesher

        Ouch!

      • True90sKidDetractorsAreFags

        Joyeux Noelle to the cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

  • Indra Kaw

    So, what was coming first?

    1) Building on fire; or
    2) Airplane hit the building?

    You may state the answer on comment below.

    • Meme Lord

      The planted explosives detonated, obviously.

    • First, the Saudi royal family paid the bills.

  • Rando Numba Nine

    How does this comic own the libs?

  • Everybody knows that weeping angels come between jack-o-lanterns and dancing Santas.

  • Kilátó

    To associate Santa Claus with Christmas is nonsense to begin with. Santa Claus (an American bastardization of the Dutch name of Saint Nicholas, Sinterklaas) originally came in December 6th, St. Nicholas Day. In my country he still does, as it is a separate thing from Christmas, we also give small gifts to kids on 6th.

  • Jay

    meh Halloween sucks anyways

  • Lhassir

    Another symptom of rabid consumerism and monetization of our lives and culture. Christmas and even Halloween are nothing but a brand at this point.

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